Have you ever wondered what would happen if you threw a death’s-head hawk moth into a vat of acid? It would probably be the end of that moth. But in my head, it would emerge looking like THIS!
Are you easily distracted by shiny things? Corgi has your back, pushing you toward your goals! Not sure when it's time to return to the barn for the night? Corgi knows you have a busy day tomorrow! Squeeze a Corgi!
The Pierrot French and Italian theatrical archetype! That's the formal description of this monochrome fellow, who in this case, is also a ghost! An absolute mad-lad and certified buffoon, ready to party through the afterlife!
Mini Haunted Plague Nurse is the type of person to offer you a sundae topped with spiders and say, "try it, they're crunchy!!" You try it, and it turns out they actually were just sprinkles. They were just testing your loyalty. Congrats, you've passed.
You're cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the Mini Plague Doctor! They will be marrying...someone! Is it the Plague Nurse? Is it another Plague Doctor? Is it YOU?
This bat's natural nesting grounds are a classic ' tunnel of love' rides at an old-time amusement park! Its natural food is hearts! And it's natural object of affection is YOU, you lucky person you!
